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| 30 Days of Night (2007) |
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Director: David Slade Synopsis: In Barrow, Alaska, one night can last an eternity. One month every year, this town is plunged into darkness for thirty days due to its location on the far north of the Arctic Circle. While extended periods of darkness are something that the locals have become accustomed to, this year something sinister is about to emerge from the long and unforgiving night. As a maniacal horde of vampires assume control of the city streets and commence to freely feasting on the terrified ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (6/10)
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| 4th Floor, The (1999) |
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Director: Josh Klausner Synopsis: Interior decorator Jane Emelin (Juliette Lewis) can't believe her luck when she finds a rent-controlled apartment on the fourth floor of a New York high-rise. Fear replaces joy, however, when she begins to suspect that someone in her parade of creepy neighbors wants to kill her. William Hurt is Lewis's disapproving TV weatherman boyfriend in the spine-tingling premiere effort from writer and director Josh Klauser. ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (5/10)
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| 7 Mummies (2005) |
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Director: Nick Quested Synopsis: Mummies stars Danny Trejo, Max Perlich, and Billy Worth as members of a group of criminals who set out to find a cache of gold hidden in Mexico. The group soon discovers that mummies are in charge of protecting the valuable commodity. ~All Movie Guide ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (3/10)
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| Against the Dark (2009) |
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Director: Richard Crudo Synopsis: The human population of planet Earth has been decimated by bloodthirsty vampires, and now the only hope for the few remaining survivors lies in the skills of one man who always lived by the sword. Tao (Steven Seagal) is a katana master who never met a vampire he didn't want to slay. When roving packs of vampires force the few uninfected survivors to seek refuge in an abandoned hospital, the only hope for the human race lies with Tao's special squad of ex-military vigilan ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (4/10)
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| American Psycho (2000) |
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Director: Mary Harron Synopsis: With a chiseled chin and an iron physique, Patrick Bateman's looks make him the ideal yuppie -- and the ideal serial killer. That's the joke behind American Psycho, which follows a killer at large during the 1980s junk-bond boom. Bateman (Christian Bale) takes pathological pride in everything from his business card to his Huey Lewis CD collection, all the while plotting his next victim's vivisection. ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (10/10)
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| Angel Heart (1987) |
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Director: Alan Parker Synopsis: The time is the 1950s: seedy Brooklyn private eye Harry Angel (Mickey Rourke) is hired by shady Louis Cyphre (Robert De Niro) to locate a pop singer who reneged on a debt. Harry ventures into Harlem, the first step of a Heart of Darkness-inspired odyssey. Each time Harry makes contact with someone who might know the singer's whereabouts, he or she is killed in a horrible, ritualistic fashion; a Satanic cult seems to be at the bottom of all the carnage. Harry solve ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (7/10)
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| Army of Darkness (1993) |
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Director: Sam Raimi Synopsis: One of the most memorable early works from director Sam Raimi (Spider-Man), Army of Darkness is the third in a trilogy of hilarious Sci-Fi sword-and-sorcery epics. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, the ancient Necronomicon, or "Book of the Dead," transports department store clerk Ash (Bruce Campbell) and his 1973 Oldsmobile into England's Dark Ages. There, he faces legions of undead beasts in a battle for his life. ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (9/10)
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| Bad Taste (1987) |
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Director: Peter Jackson Synopsis: When an army of evil aliens invades earth intending to sell humans as intergalactic hamburger meat, the New Zealand government calls in an elite team of psychotic assassins. But are these boys brutal enough to tackle the vilest villains in the universe? From director Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings), it's the ultimate battle of flying guts, splattering brains, exploding sheep and guzzling vomit, and is a favorite for horror comedy fans. ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (8/10)
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| Bigfoot (1970) |
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Director: Robert F. Slatzer Synopsis: A gang of teenage bikers and their girlfriends lose one of their members while gunning it through the forest. Her boyfriend claims that she was dragged off by a bigfoot. With the help of some local yokels, they attempt to track her down in the forest and rescue her. ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (5/10)
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| Black Christmas (1974) |
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Director: Bob Clark Synopsis: Although this Canadian production saw its widest U.S. cable TV distribution in the early '80s (primarily under the title Stranger in the House) to capitalize on the phenomenal success of Halloween and its offspring, this effective suspense-thriller actually predates John Carpenter's film by four years. The story involves a dangerous psychopath hiding out in the attic of a sorority house who torments a small group of pretty young sisters (including Olivia Hu ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (9/10)
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| Black Sheep (2006) |
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Director: Jonathan King Synopsis: A genetic engineering experiment gone horribly awry turns a large flock of docile sheep into unrelenting killing machines in this rural horror comedy directed by Jonathan King and featuring special effects designed by Weta Workshop. When the death of his father and a stress-induced fear of sheep pushes him toward the edge of a nervous breakdown, skilled farmer Henry Oldfield leaves the family farm behind in a desperate bid to achieve inner peace. Upon returning to the fa ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (7/10)
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| Boogeyman (2005) |
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Director: Stephen T. Kay Synopsis: Little Timmy Jensen is your typical 10-year-old kid who's afraid of the big, bad Boogeyman lurking in his closet. But one night, when Timmy's dad comes in his room to do the usual "Nope, nothing's there" routine, he opens the closet-and, right before Timmy's eyes, is immediately sucked in by some unknown malevolent force. That's got to screw with a kid's head. Now, 15 years later, Tim (Barry Watson) is indeed messed up, inherently apprehensive of closets and the dust bun ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (5/10)
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| Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) |
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Director: Don Coscarelli Synopsis: An ancient evil finds resistance in the most unlikely of places in this oddball comedy horror effort from Phantasm director Don Coscarelli. Resting in the confines of a Mud Creek, TX, nursing home after fading into obscurity following his departure from the limelight, an aging and embittered Elvis (Bruce Campbell) befriends a delusional patient named Jack (Ossie Davis) who claims to be John F. Kennedy. It seems that at the height of his popularity Elvis had switched iden ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (9/10)
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| Cabin Fever (2002) |
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Director: Eli Roth Synopsis: Five college buddies retreat to the woods for a little R & R and end up getting a horrific lesson in infectious disease in this low-budget shocker. Cabin Fever stars Rider Strong as the geeky Paul, who hopes to settle in around the campfire with his brash buds Jeff (Joey Kern) and Bert (James DeBello), and make the moves on the nubile-but-shy Karen (Jordan Ladd). Unfortunately, a wayward, forest-dwelling vagrant (Arie Verveen) stumbles into their lives, his skin badly de ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (7/10)
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| Chainsaw Sally (2004) |
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Director: Jimmyo Burril Synopsis: Sally (April Monique Burril) is a mild-mannered librarian by day, but when the sun goes down, she acts out her gruesome fantasies of revenge for the brutal slayings of her parents years before. And when a shady land developer shows up wanting to buy Sally's childhood home, he becomes the next target of Sally's gory chainsaw rage. Written and directed by Jimmyo Burril, this delightful splatter fest also features Alec Joseph and David R. Calhoun. ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (7/10)
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| City of the Living Dead (1980) |
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Director: Lucio Fulci Synopsis: The Seven Gates of Hell have been torn open, and in 3 days the dead shall rise and walk the earth. As a reporter (Christopher George) and a psychic (Catriona MacColl) race to close the portals of the damned, they encounter a seething nightmare of unspeakable evil. The city is alive - with the horrors of the living dead! ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (8/10)
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| Cottage, The (2008) |
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Director: Paul Andrew Williams Synopsis: A criminal scheme gone wrong is just the start of a string of life-threatening bad luck in this darkly comic thriller. David (Andy Serkis) and Peter (Reece Shearsmith) are a pair of second-rate criminals who are eager to make a big score and think they've come up with the formula for a perfect crime. David works for a wealthy local businessman named Arnie who dotes on his teenaged stepdaughter Tracey (Jennifer Ellison), and so with the help of Arnie's slacker son Andrew ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (6/10)
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| Crazies, The (1973) |
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Director: George A. Romero Synopsis: When a government plane laden with biological weapons crashes in a small Pennsylvania town in this George Romero film, its deadly cargo seeps into the water supply -- and anyone who drinks the water becomes stark, raving mad. David (Will McMillan), a firefighter, and his wife, Judy (Lane Carroll), are two of a very few left unscathed. To save themselves, they and a few others attempt to escape … but for some of them, it may be too late. ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (5/10)
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| Crazies, The (2010) |
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Director: Breck Eisner Synopsis: When a plane crashes in a small town, a secret biological weapon is released. As the toxic substance infiltrates the local water system, some residents become gravely ill, while others descend into homicidal madness. Sheriff David Dutton (Timothy Olyphant) attempts to set things straight, but soon the military becomes involved in containing the killer virus. ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (7/10)
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| Darkness (2002) |
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Director: Jaume Balagueró Synopsis: This hit thriller teams award winner Anna Paquin (X-Men) with Lena Olin (Hollywood Homicide, Chocolat) and Iain Glen (Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Lara Croft: Tombraider) as a family whose life forever changes when they move into a new home with an ancient secret! Not long after Regina (Paquin) begins living in her family's remo ... Read more
CineMorte Rating:          (5/10)
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